About ToferTune

Who Is ToferTune:
Impresario Kryztof Zyvich, friends, sponsors, talent, and associates. Boldly going where current wimpy mainstream entertainment can’t or won’t.

What Is ToferTune:
A grass roots entertainment promotion and production venture started in 2020. Certainly not mainstream. Certainly not Hollywood. Definitely not the product of any media controlled propaganda. Maybe not always politically correct, but more for real than any American idolatry sellout, next voice this, masked attention-lover that, gameshow Jonesing for the money, or reality competition the other-damned-thing junk on TV or in the low IQ geared movies of the past 30 years. Simply, about as independent as you can get.

What Is ToferTune:
Where Does ToferTune Do It: Various places throughout Central Indiana (mostly Metro Indy). Some events on private property, some at public parks, and others at places of business such as clubs and restaurants. Talent regularly attend events at IMS, Kitley, IRP, that great big stadium downtown, fairground shows, and other happening places.

When Does ToferTune Do It:
Annual BBQ gatherings at which auditions or try-outs may take place:

  1. Summer Kick Off (usually early May)
  2. Memorial Day Weekend
  3. July 4th Weekend
  4. Mid Summer Jamboree (usually early August)
  5. Labor Day Weekend
  6. End Of Summer BBQ Gathering (usually late September)

Questions may be asked and interviews and/or auditions can be scheduled by sending an Email to the office.

Why ToferTune Does It:
Because we realize the need for it and a lot of times it’s fun! And, because we dislike what the media refers to as mainstream; we don’t even like the word. It’s your life! Live it! Don’t waste your time watching TV, listening to mainstream approved propaganda, living as a character in someone else’s dream or watching brain-dead influencers on the internet, get out and live your life!

How Does ToferTune Do It:
By being just about anything other than lame-stream mainstream. Plain and simple. Some might say for real or genuine. One thing for certain, not celebrity posers or political plastics. The politically controlled mainstream of the past 30 years is feeble and on the way out. We provide amateur talent a setting-site and audience without having to bend to the control and censorship of the lame, faltering, thought-dulling mainstream. We put bands together, acts together, provide coaching, suggest ideas, work with artists, and have ties with several area event venues. But mostly, we are real people living real lives, not soft-science degreed paid hacks, identity uncertain, tools, and pseudo-intellectuals pushing some veiled political agenda.

Always looking for talented performers such as:
Musicians of all kinds (particularly drummers/percussionists, saxophonists, harmonica players, keyboardists, fiddle and mando players), audio and visual special effects operators, soapbox speakers, female cheerleaders, vocalists, readers/reciters, female solo and backing vocalists, stand-up comedians, character actors/actresses, graphic artists, celebrity look-alikes, set-up/tear-down roadies, buskers, ctalent-styled characters, costumed/suit performers, walk-through-audience-performers, jugglers, magicians, beer maids, and most other types of entertainers. Send us an Email and we will get back to you.

 

 

ToferTune Talent

Kryztof Zyvick & The Git-Fiddlin’ Gypsies

Proverbially succeeding like the terrapin that beat the hare, this guy may be the modern day PTB. On stage, playing none of your favorites, originals you’ve never heard of, uncovering the coverable, and ruining the classics. A band line-up and set list that’s never quit the same, but a show that never, yes not ever, fails to entertain.

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Rico “El Loco Lobo” Suave

The man of enchantment. This comedic Zian chili head likes it red and likes it green. A Zoner that truly knows what it takes to do the job right and a connoisseur of cherries and blueberries, this prankster just may be el hombre mas buscado de Nuevo Mexico.

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Gypsy Court Jestress Alison

Server of silver bullets, blue buds, and some high life Champagne brew, this seductive fortune telling dancer will sneak a laugh outta you. Not only is Alison one heck of a bottle slinging beer maid, she is also mighty little Apollo’s matriarch.

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N-Joy

Kitchen virtuosa of oven baked pasta creations and sweet delectable desserts, but renowned for her one and only taco-cornbread dish. Naptown’s culinary artist formerly known as Princess Terease, now identifying simply as N-Joy.

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Marty Marr

The over-the-top flip-flop over-under-sideways-down world of Marty Marr. The correctly apolitical politically incorrect philosophic comedian. Telling it like it is since covid… whether the lame-stream mainstream likes it or not. This guy will P you O with the truth. THE REAL TRUTH! Definitely not for anyone politically brainwashed extreme right or left. Want to get back on track? Listen to this guy.

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Six9

Haughville’s original Robin of the Hood and officially unofficial third shift weekend historian of the ’80’s. 6Nine is that… AND ALL THAT! You might even want to know. Like a scene from that Brook’s movie about a saddle of fire, this man literally hits jerks in the head with a shovel ! No joke. And yes, he was Six9 or 6Nine before 6ix9ine.

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Pretty Ricky “Showboat” Ervin

By way of the Tarrytown hood of Gary, Indiana, now Naptown’s own alleyway comedian hustler. The Showboat has been kickin’ nutz and bustin’ guts for more than 20 years. Nobody, NO ONE, ain’t NOBODY, NOWHERE, NOHOW… knows what’s going to happen when The Showboat pulls into port. Pretty Ricky may kid around, but he ain’t jokin’. This mother lover is FOR REAL!

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Will “The Deacon” Robinson

Spirits shine like a beacon and faith be a peakin’… when The Deacon is a speakin’. Straight up old school practitioner of event blessings and Naptown’s very own salt of the earth stage MC, Will is tough love spiritual yet real earth reality. This man walked the long walk, and is still walking. People know, when The Deacon is speakin’ the soul of the devil itself does weaken.

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The Gypsy & The Trail Girl

It’s A Blue & Pink World. Some call their music folk, some call it rock, others call it folk-rock. Broadripple’s own answer to the popular music sound of the early ’70’s, these two are pretty good for a couple of local-yokel acoustic and vocal Hoosier buskers.

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Sergeant 1st Class Calvin Boozer

The Hoosier Tumbadoran, percussionist, dominologist, and near northside’s Conguero extraordinaire. A regular at jazz and blues clubs, Boozer pounds and kicks the skins with Indy’s best.

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Hockder Dook

Straight outta the hippie era… what’s this band all about? Do they, themselves, even know? Is this supposed to be funny? It kinda is… but doesn’t sound that bad either… Most people kinda like these guys, and they seem almost guaranteed to raise a bigger smile than any old band from across the pond; no matter how peppered the band in question was or still is.

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Mister Rib Master Rob

Proper hardwood charcoal grill mastery in authentic Naptown old school tradition. Winner of the 2021 and 2022 Lincoln-Lincoln Award, Mister Rib Master Rob is a gentleman example for our youth and a Hoosier grilling legend.

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The Great Gamble Flying Circus

Squadron leader of the flying circus, this Sky Pilot seriously served and made it out alive. He is Naptown’s own drone-flying, barnstorming blue angel aerialist. Performer of daring feats of atmospheric wonder and grand aeronautic stunts, Gamble can loop-da-loop and barrel roll like a ring in a bell.

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RPDM

Great googly moogly, this survivor of a saintly pancake breakfast incident is pushing one heck of a timeline! Little Dusty’s 49 at 61 in 30, Vince’s boss, and a Glimmer Twin’s man of taste. Possessing some seemingly inexplicable influence over women and transcending time as a true rock ‘n’ roll phantom, Rollin’ Papa Dirty Mac genuinely is not only what rock n roll once was and still should be, but one sophisticated hobo.

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Indiana “Two Dog” Smitty

Prognosticator, soothsayer celebrant, and trackside story-telling man of mystery, Smitty is Speedway’s own long-time-standing Trickster of the Snakepit. Attending Speedway events with his banned ancient limbo root bone (the much ballyhooed mother of all limbo sticks) since the ’70’s, this guy is not only a former Hillbilly Mafia head honcho, but is Thee Hoosier Hillbilly.

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Massachusetts Mike

The not quite right comedian. This Chowder Head is about as off what is considered mainstream center as he is right or left, socially disturbing as he is opinionlessly forward, and as distracting as slowly crawling past a car wreck on an interstate. Can anyone possibly be more confounding, yet simple? Can anyone be more astonishingly complex, yet concise? And yes, he does bare a striking resemblance to a famous French novelist and playright.

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Aaron “Foghorn” Finney

Near northside’s grill master. Subtle as a hand grenade in a barrel of oatmeal, a cannon mouth that keeps shootin’ off, and more nerve than a bum tooth. The clone of a megaphone with no sound weaker than an amped up loud speaker, Foghorn Finney is one grillin’ sumna somethin’ character. Check him out at the ToferTune funny pages.

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