About ToferTune
Who is ToferTune:
Impresario Kryztof Zyvich, friends, sponsors, talent, and associates. Boldly going where current wimpy lame stream mainstream entertainment can’t or just plain won’t.
What is ToferTune:
A grass roots entertainment promotion and production venture started in 2020. Certainly not mainstream. Certainly not Hollywood. Definitely not the product of media-controlled propaganda. Maybe not always politically correct, but more for real than any American idolatry sellout, next voice this, masked attention-lover that, or reality competition the other-damned-thing junk on TV or in the low IQ geared movies of the past 25
Where Does ToferTune Do It:
Various places throughout Central Indiana (mostly Metro Indy). Some events on private property, some at public parks, and others at places of business such as clubs and restaurants. Talent regularly attend events at IMS, IRP, that great big stadium downtown, fairground shows, and other happening places.
When Does ToferTune Do It:
Annual BBQ gatherings at which audition/recruiting may take place:
- Summer Kick Off (Early May)
- Memorial Day Weekend
- July 4th Weekend
- Mid Summer Jamboree (Early August)
- Labor Day Weekend
- End Of Summer BBQ Bash (Late September)
- Beggars Night Bash (End of October)
Questions can be asked and interviews and/or auditions scheduled by sending an Email to the office.
Why ToferTune Does It:
Because we realize the need for it and a lot of times it’s fun! And, because we dislike what the media refers to as mainstream; we don’t even like the word. It’s your life! Live it! Don’t waste your time watching TV, listening to lame-stream mainstream approved propaganda, living as a character in someone else’s dream or watching brain-dead influencers on the internet, get out and live your life!
How Does ToferTune Do It:
By being just about anything other than lame-stream mainstream. Plain and simple. Some might say for real or genuine. One thing for certain, not celebrity posers or political plastics. The politically controlled mainstream is feeble and on the way out. We provide amateur talent a setting-site and audience without having to bend to the control and censorship of the lame, faltering, thought-dulling mainstream. We put bands together, acts together, provide coaching, suggest ideas, work with artists, and have ties with several area event venues. But mostly, we are real people living real lives, not soft-science degreed paid hacks, tools, and pseudo-intellectuals pushing some veiled political agenda.
Friends & Sponsors
 | A+ Affordable Computer Doctor 549 S Fleming St 317-938-7711 Your Computer Doctor Since 1997 www.indycomputerdoctor.com |
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 | Enchanted Designers 317-331-5221 Floral Arrangements For All Occasions |
 | Karma Records 3802 N High School Rd 317-291-9243 An Indianapolis Institution Since 1970! |
 | Ping’s Music 4009 S Meridian St 317-699-1901 Instruments, Accessories, Repairs, Customization |
 | Retro Metro 2943 E 46th St 463-224-7156 Vintage & Retro Items & Attire |
 | Sparkle Buggy Auto Detail High quality mobile auto detailing service 317-540-5154 We bring the detail shop to your where and when! www.sparklebuggydetail.com |
 | Speedway Liquor 22nd at N Meridian St 317-991-3901 Wide Variety of Beer & Liquors |
 | Workload Construction 317-540-5154 General Construction Contractor |
Who’s Who At ToferTune
 | Gypsy Court Jestress Alison Server of silver bullets, blue buds, and some high life Champagne brew, this seductive fortune telling dancer will sneak a laugh outta you. Not only is Alison one heck of a bottle slinging beer maid, she is also mighty little Apollo’s matriarch. |
| N-Joy Kitchen virtuosa of oven baked pasta creations and sweet delectable desserts, but renowned for her one and only taco-cornbread dish. Naptown’s culinary artist formerly known as Princess Terease, now identifying simply as N-Joy. |
 | Marty Marr The over-the-top flip-flop over-under-sideways-down world of Marty Marr. The correctly apolitical politically incorrect philosophic comedian. Telling it like it is since covid… whether the lame-stream mainstream likes it or not. This guy will P you O with the truth. THE REAL TRUTH! Definitely not for anyone politically brainwashed extreme right or left. Want to get back to reality after covid? Listen to this guy. |
 | 6 Nine AKA 6Nine, Haughville’s original Robin of the Hood and officially unofficial third shift weekend historian of the ’80’s. 6Nine is that… AND ALL THAT! You might even want to know. Like a scene from that Brook’s movie about a saddle of fire, this man literally hits jerks in the head with a shovel ! No joke. |
 | Pretty Ricky “Showboat” Ervin By way of the Tarrytown hood of Gary, Indiana, now Naptown’s own alleyway comedian hustler. The Showboat has been kickin’ nutz and bustin’ guts for more than 20 years. Nobody, NO ONE, ain’t NOBODY, NOWHERE, NOHOW… knows what’s going to happen when The Showboat pulls into port. Pretty Ricky may kid around, but he ain’t jokin’. This mother lover is FOR REAL! |
 | Will “The Deacon” Robinson Spirits shine like a beacon and faith be a peakin’… when The Deacon is a speakin’. Straight up old school practitioner of event blessings and Naptown’s very own salt of the earth stage MC, Will is tough love spiritual yet real earth reality. This man walked the long walk, and is still walking. People know, when The Deacon is speakin’ the soul of the devil itself surely must weaken. |
 | The Gypsy & The Trail Girl It’s A Blue & Pink World. Some call their music folk, some call it rock, others call it folk-rock. They call it their music. Broadripple’s answer to popular music of the early ’70’s, these two are pretty good for a couple of local-yokel acoustic and vocal Hoosier buskers. |
 | Sergeant 1st Class Calvin Boozer The Hoosier Tumbadoran, percussionist, dominologist, and near northside’s Conguero extraordinaire. A regular at jazz and blues clubs around town, Boozer pounds and kicks the skins with Indy’s best. |
| Hocker Dook Straight outta the hippie era… what’s this band all about? Do they, themselves, even know? Is this supposed to be funny? It kinda is… but doesn’t sound that bad either… Most people kinda like these guys, and they seem almost guaranteed to raise a bigger smile than any old band from across the pond; no matter how peppered the band in question was or still is. |
 | Mister Rib Master Rob Proper hardwood charcoal grill mastery in authentic Naptown old school tradition. Winner of the 2021 and 2022 Lincoln-Lincoln Award, Mister Rib Master Rob is a gentleman example for our youth and a Hoosier grilling legend. |
 | The Great Gamble Flying Circus Squadron leader of the flying circus, the Sky Pilot is Naptown’s own barnstorming blue angel aerialist. Performer of daring feats of atmospheric wonder and grand aeronautic stunts, Gamble can loop-da-loop and barrel roll like a ring in a bell. |
 | RPDM Little Dusty’s 49 at 61 in 30, Vince’s boss, and a Glimmer Twin’s man of taste. Possessing some seemingly inexplicable influence over women and transcending time as a true rock ‘n’ roll phantom, Rollin’ Papa Dirty Mac genuinely is what rock n roll once was and still should be. |
 | Indiana “Two Dog” Smitty Prognosticator, soothsayer celebrant, and trackside story-telling man of mystery, Smitty is Speedway’s own long-time-standing trickster of the snakepit. Attending Speedway events with his banned ancient limbo root bone (the much-ballyhooed mother of all limbo sticks) since the ’70’s, this guy is not only a former Hillbilly Mafia head honcho, but is Thee Hoosier Hillbilly. |
| Massachusetts Mike The not quite right comedian. This Chowder Head is about as off mainstream center as he is right or left, socially disturbing as he is opinionlessly forward, and as distracting as passing a car wreck on an interstate. Can anyone possibly be more confounding yet simple? |
 | Aaron “Foghorn” Finney Near northside’s grill master. Subtle as a hand grenade in a barrel of oatmeal, a cannon mouth that keeps shootin’ off, and more nerve than a bum tooth. The clone of a megaphone with no sound weaker than an amped up loud speaker, Foghorn Finney is one grillin’ sumna something character. Check him out in the ToferTune funny pages. |
 | Kryztof Zyvick & The Git-Fiddlin’ Gypsies Proverbially succeeding like the terrapin that beat the hare, this guy may be the modern day PTB. On stage, playing none of your favorites, originals you’ve never heard of, uncovering the coverable, and ruining the classics. A band line-up and set list that’s never quit the same, but a show that never, yes not ever, fails to entertain. |
Always looking for talented performers such as:
Musicians of all kinds (particularly drummers/percussionists, saxophonists, harmonica players, keyboardists, fiddle and mando players), audio and visual special effects operators, soapbox speakers, female cheerleaders, vocalists, readers/reciters, female solo and backing vocalists, stand-up comedians, character actors/actresses, graphic artists, celebrity look-alikes, set-up/tear-down roadies, buskers, crowd characters, costumed/suit performers, walk-through-audience-performers, jugglers, magicians, beer maids, and most other types of entertainers.
